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 * __ Animal Times __**

EGGS GONE BAD!

The hens have been producing bad eggs due to their alcohol addiction! Eggs are our major source for money and it has now failed! That means if the hens don’t stop drinking then we will ALL starve to death! Because without money that means we can not purchase grain for us to eat. Squealer is forcing ALL the hens to go threw rehab. It will be held on Monday, Wednesday, & Friday of every week. It will start at 6:30 p.m. and will end at 9:00 p.m. Until the hens are fully recovered and back to producing good eggs, our portion of food will be cut in half. Work will also be extended and extra hour and a half; in this time will we all be cutting fire wood, which we can sell to get food for the time being. This is a very BIG issue there is a possibility that all of us will die, we need to eat. Napoleon has made a new law in which alcohol is forbidden for hens to drink, if anyone is found giving alcohol to the hens they will be executed. If there are any complaints about the food being reduce you all can blame the hens for this. It’s time for a intervention for the hens! Published by: Squealer



Has Napoleon gone insane?
 * Dear Animals **, **__ (Dear Abby) __**

YES- Some animals think he has gone crazy! Napoleon has taken control of the farm, overworking the animals; they now have to work all days. He also has starved the hens. Napoleon has the say in what happens with the farm. There are no more meetings on Sunday. He now keeps adding on to the rules so he can do more things without breaking them. He is going nuts! That’s why I should have become leader. I was the right one. - Snowball



NO- Napoleon has never worked us hard. “Napoleon is always right.” He cares for us animals. He knows what is best for the farm. He is never wrong. He gave me medicine from the house when I was sick. He helped me heal my hoof. Napoleon is always right. My motto is good, and great. - Boxer  **__Hunger Leads to Mad Cow Disease__** Yesterday, Mr. Jones gets kicked out of the farm! All thanks to the heroic cows. The cows got so hungry and couldn’t wait any longer so the busted the door down leading to the food shed. All the animals rush to get some food. While they are eating Mr. Jones gets up and decides to look out of the window. He sees the animals all in the shed. So him and his four friends get up and grab whips. When they get to the shed all the animals are inside. The men start whipping the animals. The animals stand up for themselves and start attacking back. The men can’t stand it any more; they are getting kicked, and butted. So they run down the road. The animals quickly chase after the men. Then the men keep running down the road, pasted the gate and onto the main road. The animals keep behind them and then stop at the gate and close the five-barred gate behind them. Manor farm belongs to the animals now.
 * __ Sports __**



. **__Obituary__**  By: Jessie __ Boxer: __ The hard worker recently died from a tragic accident. He was the only horse in his family on the farm. He was the hardest and best worker on Animal farm. He was a really wonderful friend and he will also be remembered, never forgotten. Boxer’s memorial service will be held behind the barn at sunset. We love you Boxer!



__ Old Major: __ was the best person I could have ever met. He mad sure everything was in its place. He was the one that had a vision, so we could succeed in life. He was the best leader I have ever worked for. He will always beloved and known as the best leader and friend anyone could have. Rest in peace Old Major



**//__ The Weather By The Weather Hen __//**

**............__Monday__ .........................** **__Tuesday__ ................................** **__Wednesday__**

**.........__Thursday__ ..........................** **__Friday__** **...............................** __**Saturday**__ **__ Sunday __**

**__ Monday: __** Sunny day with clear skies. __Lows: 60__-__Highs:75__

**__ Wednesday: __** Extremely cloudy. __Lows: 35__-__Highs:45__ 25% chance of precipitation
 * __ Tuesday: __** Some sun, but very cloudy. __Lows: 45__-__Highs: 65__

**__ Thursday: __** Cloudy with light showers. __Lows: 35__-__Highs: 45__

**__ Friday: __** Cloudy. __Lows: 30__-__Highs: 45__ 50% chance of precipitation

**__ Saturday: __** Cloudy with heavy rain. __Lows: 30__-__Highs: 40__ 90% chance of precipitation

**__ Sunday: __** Thunderstorms! __Lows: 30__-__Highs: 40__
 * __Rehab cancelled due to weather.__**