Three+Little+Piggies+Gazette

Section 1 Vacation Spots Sugar Candy Mountain Sugar Candy Mountain is real! Get out of the same old groove of working every day all day at these tedious chores provided to you by the man named Napolean. I've seen how Napolean makes you work, and i know how you can escape the lies pulled over your eyes that have been named "The Animal Farm". Up over the mountains that you stare at during your labor, is a place called Sugar Candy Mountain. In all your days you will never be in such a Euphoric place. The food is plentiful and delicious, and will never run out. Reward yourself for the hardships that will all go unchecked. Come on down! -Moses (Camden Bish)



Nutrition The Science Behind the Apple Many of you may know what makes the apple so special, and many of you may not know the features it contains. Apples are very delicious, this is because the skin retains a special compound within the fruit that makes it so juicy and stimulating. Now, you all know that we pigs need this special compound to protect and enhance our brain capacity in order to protect the farm. If you believe we are being greedy, you are terribly wrong. The compound within the naturally wrapped gold of the garden is called "Pignolium". This makes apples taste terrrible for pigs, but we absorb twice the nutrients that any other animal can. That is the secret behind the apple. - Squealer(Camden Bish)



Section 2 Economics Hunger on the Farm Were all so hungry, almost more so than when Mr. Jones was here I don’t understand, Napoleon said that we would have more food than ever and separate that food equally between all animals. But this, this is terrible I am always hungry and it is only made worse by the fact that we all work all the time. The work makes the hunger so much worse, and so does not eating in the morning, which seems to be happening more and more. What happened to those beautiful Sunday morning feasts that we always used to have? What happened to firing the gun and feasting and partying in celebration of the victories we won at the battle of the barn shed. How great Napoleon can we gain a share in the milk and apples you ravish yourself in and don’t allow us to eat Napoleon maybe just maybe if this doesn’t stop what will happen to us will we run out of food and drop over dead from lack of food if you don’t let us eat then we may never have the energy to work for you and make you your beloved food. Napoleon I am asking you what you wish of us to gain more rations I am begging you for the sake of the animals not just me but boxer molly and all the others please, please let us eat like we were promised by Old Major. -Clover (Doug Gawne) Reply to Hunger on the Farm Dear Clover what is there to complain about no one is that hungry everyone has plenty of food. We are going through a tough spot, true but that does not mean that you are fed less than what Mr. Jones allowed us. Just look at us pigs we are happier and plumper than ever. You see its all in your head, I read it out of one of the books sometimes people think they are something then it makes it so that they really are its called psychology. So if you think you are sick you will be sick, if you think your hungry you will be hungry. The food is separated equally except for the brain food like milk and apples but we need those to keep Mr. Jones at bay don’t you see. As for the work and getting more rations maybe instead of writing articles complaining about not having food maybe you should adopt Boxer’s maxim of “I will work harder” then if every animal works a little bit harder you will all have more food to split amongst yourselves. Which in turn could give you the energy you want to work even harder and if this happens then our food output will grow exponentially then maybe someday just maybe we might have enough food to feed fifty times what we have here today. So you see dear Clover the answer to your question of how to get more food is to simply make more food by working harder. -Squealer (Doug Gawne) Sports STONE PULLING T oday is a sad day in the Sport of Stone-Pulling, The Greatest Stone puller of all of Animal Farm, Boxer, has died. He was Head and Hooves above his closest competitor, Benjamin, and holds every Single Record there is to hold in stone-pulling. He worked all day and never complained, showing great dedication to his sport, with intense focus and a great determination to succeed He took the sport by storm and in his dyeing breath, He Shouted “Long Live the REVOLUTION!” and He passed on, Leaving the record books to tell his tale. -Snowball (Kris Curnutt)

Egg Dropping I n Recent Times, there has been a craze of a sport, Known as Egg Dropping. It proved to be just a spur of the moment thing, as all of the top competitors were executed and all the opposed were left Throat-less in the yard, they were dead set on becoming the best at their sport, sometimes not eating for weeks, but still dropping eggs like True Champions. They will all be missed, but there are no records for their sport, so they will not be remembered for too long. -Snowball(Kris Curnutt)

Old Major  When Old Major left us, he left us with great steps to make a wonderful society. He has told us that all humans are evil and that we need to wipe them off the face of the earth. So to all comrades we must prevail from these evil beasts. Old Major, the great wise old major we honor you. With your ideas we will be reunited with other animals. We thank you for everything, the seven commandments, the equality, and new society. We comrades promise you that we will follow through with your plans. We honor Old Major and hope you live long and prosper in Sugar Candy  Mountain. Squealer-Trent Lagunas  Boxer Comrades, as you know one of our greatest workers has passed away. Boxer was by far the best comrade of all. When the first windmill was destroyed by snowball, he built the other one by his on will and strength. He was very respectful and obeyed our great leader napoleon. We are very saddened that we could not save him. The veterinarian tried his best to nurse him back to health. All other comrades look up to you and what a good animal you were. Forever and always in our hearts, Boxer the Greatest Comrade. Squealer-Trent Lagunas 